6:05 Bar Car, Grand central Station to New Canaan, CT

Favorite Punch Lines
We've all heard the same jokes so many times, we thought it best to skip ahead to the best part:

"DO YA WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?"

"I bucked one and Timbuktu"

"Now tell me truth, you're not really here for the hunting"

"A dollar forty-five! A dollar forty-five!"

"I shit in your dishwasher and *$#%^& the cat"

"So the horse at the bar starts crying!".....

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