"DO YA WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?"
"I bucked one and Timbuktu"
"Now tell me truth, you're not really here for the hunting"
"A dollar forty-five! A dollar forty-five!"
"I shit in your dishwasher and *$#%^& the cat"
"So the horse at the bar starts crying!".....
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